The social beast Chen Shou traveled through the late Han Dynasty and became an inconspicuous little eunuch in the Xudu Palace. He originally wanted to keep his tail between his legs and survive in this troubled world, but he didn't expect that his complaints could be clearly heard by Cao Cao, the great hero of the generation.
"What? Guo Jia suggested beating Yuan Shao to cut off his food supply first? Wonderful, but it's a pity that he won't live for a few more years. Alas, God is jealous of talents."
[Cao Cao: Huh? How many years can Guo Fengxiao live? ! !
"Hey, Sima Yi, this old boy, is pretending to be like him. Who would have thought that his family would end up stealing Boss Cao's fortune?"
[Cao Cao: What? ! Is Zhongda feeling rebellious? ! !
"Dian Wei, come to escort him quickly? It's too late. Zhang Xiu will surrender and rebel soon. You and Boss Cao's eldest son will both die in Wancheng."
[Cao Cao:! ! !
Cao Cao: "The civil and military forces of the entire dynasty are not as good as the little eunuch beside me. Come, Chen Shou, tell me, what will the weather be like tomorrow?"
Chen Shou: "How the hell do I know? Don't come over here. I'm just a history reader, not a god."
This is a hilarious story about a little eunuch who relied on his inner spoiler to unknowingly deceive a great hero of a generation into an emperor for the ages.