Modern Social Animal, the Reborn Ming Dynasty Should Be Conspicuous as the Emperor

996 Programmer Lin Feng died suddenly after staying up late to fix a bug. When he opened his eyes, he was transformed into the 10-year-old little emperor Zhu Yijun in the first year of Wanli! Faced with Zhang Juzheng's "strict teacher-style" assistant government, the old-fashioned kneeling of the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, and the palace life without even toilet paper, the soul of the social animal couldn't hold on to this broken "throne", and it was better to have milk tea in 996! In order to survive in the Forbidden City, he played with the wisdom of social animals: when he was distracted, he said "one whip method" as "a cup of iced tea", which confused the entire civil and military circles; he taught the eunuchs to engage in a "takeaway delivery system" to steal snacks from the imperial dining room, and used wooden barrels of cotton to DIY soundproof rooms, but the queen mother regarded them as "witchcraft"; he even issued "performance coupons" to palace maids and eunuchs, which made everyone in the palace rush to work "overtime". But joking aside, when he saw the resistance to the implementation of the Whip Law, the corruption of the Jiangnan gentry, and the raging Japanese pirates along the coast, his pragmatic spirit suddenly came online: holding a royal auction to earn internal funds, improving looms to save low-level female workers, using "time cards" to manage lazy government in the court, and even resisting the Japanese did not forget to hang a banner saying "Surrender and milk tea". Is it a bit difficult to lead this Ming Dynasty? It doesn't matter, Emperor Bao came to the rescue with modern thinking, and let's see how the social beasts turned the Wanli Dynasty into an "ancient version of the workplace" that was both reliable and funny!