Stop Sticking Me with Needles, I'm Really an Immortal Cultivation Expert

Xuan Chen, a three-hundred-year-old Nascent Soul cultivator, fails his tribulation and ends up on Earth in the Age of Declining Dharma.

Spiritual energy? None. Magic power? Not a drop left!

From the start, he’s in a psychiatric hospital, mistaken for someone with delusions and jabbed with needles every day by a beautiful, icy doctor!

Just as despair sets in, he activates his sect’s Soul Link. His sect can send supplies across worlds!

“Hey, Sect Master, are you there? Send a box of Scarlet Dragon Marrow Pills by express delivery. Let’s blow up the three-hundred-billion-yuan spirit-suppressing prison first!”

“Master, send over a few useless magic treasures. Over here, they’re priceless national treasures that I can hand over to the authorities!”

With the entire cultivation world’s resource vault at his fingertips, Xuan Chen starts crushing the competition in the modern world!

[You make a small improvement to a beginner’s pill recipe and create “Life No. 1,” curing an incurable disease and earning a reputation as a miracle doctor reborn!]

[You casually toss down a discarded formation plate, creating an extraordinary feng shui layout. Masters from all walks of life bow before you, hailing you as the true orthodox master of the mystic arts!]

[You give ordinary people obsolete energy-storage runes, and they create the “Tianyan Battery,” sparking a global energy revolution!]

[You pick up a worthless stone thrown away by an ordinary person, cut it open to reveal century-old lightning-struck wood, and make a million on the spot, stunning the entire antiques market!]

When the sect’s army tears through the starry sky, intending to turn Earth into a colony for spiritual energy,

Xuan Chen stands atop the dragon vein, with the steel tide of modern civilization and mushroom clouds behind him.

“This world is under my protection!”

“Want to ascend? Have you asked my nuclear-bomb Sword Immortal first?”