I, the Humanoid Ganoderma Lucidum, the Whole World of Immortals Wants to Eat Me

[Cultivation of Immortality] [Funny] [Funny Article] [Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger] [Food] [Imagination Article] My name is Zhizhi, and I am a 100,000-year-old Ganoderma lucidum that has been cultivated to perfection. Don't ask me what my magical powers are, just ask... It's extremely delicious. In order not to be sliced, stewed, or made into spicy pot, I pretended to be a little pitiful person. He sneaked into a very poor sect just to make ends meet. During the day, I am the little junior sister that everyone loves, and at night, I plant rows of explosive mushrooms in the back hill... No living creatures are allowed on my territory! Later, some blind ancestors wanted to sneak attack me. The next day, a fertile patch of colorful mushrooms grew on the back hill of Qingyun Sect. Later... The entire world of immortal cultivation cried and called me "Fairy Zhizhi" and begged me to stop "fertilizing" their sect!