Legend has it that people in Guangdong ride cockroaches to work. If that's what you think, you're completely wrong.
In reality, the true rulers of GD are rats, cockroaches, and mosquitoes. Humans just happen to live on their turf. Come see what the world is really like...
(It's very absurd, really very absurd. This is purely for laughs, and you can treat my grumbling as a Guangdong native as a bit of light entertainment. Please don't curse me out, thanks!
And finally, please cherish food and keep things clean 💪)