I, a doctor with dual degrees in quantum physics and materials science, faced a U-turn crisis on the first day I traveled to the Qin Dynasty.
In desperation, I took out my lighter and shouted: "Your Majesty! I can make the Great Qin cavalry travel eight thousand miles a day!"
The First Emperor narrowed his eyes and threw me into the alchemy room: "If I can't make the elixir, I'll make it for you."
I made cement and blast furnace steel with my own hands, and got a 28-inch bicycle for the First Emperor.
As a result, on the day he took Meng Tian around the world on his bicycle, I received a parchment from Rome: "Devil from the East, do you dare to accept the letter of war?"
Wait, there are too many grammatical errors in Latin, right?