You Go to the Police Station Every Day and You Say You Are a Star?

Name: You Go to the Police Station Every Day and You Say You Are a Star?
Author: Five Little Bastards

天天进警察局，你说自己是明星？

by Five Little Bastards (五小大混子)

Status: Completed
Length: 540k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Audience: Male
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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2.4kReads

6.4Score

212Shelves

206Chapters

451Listens

175.1kReads · all time

Synopsis

Li Feng, a well-known figure in Jiaxing Entertainment, is good at both singing and dancing, and his acting skills are touching. He has been living in the company cafeteria for three years. On the eve of the expiration of his contract, he was kicked by his manager into a professional experience variety show "Baida Life" that goes to the center of the earth. I wanted to make a living, but I was accidentally bound to the [Industry Dark Light System] - I went bankrupt wherever I went, and I got caught for whatever I was doing! On the first day as a physical education teacher, the principal who cut corners was sent to the station; The next day, I experienced being a locksmith and pulled out millions of dollars in cash from the trunk of the Director of Education; On the third day of the anti-pocketing volunteer team, I touched my cell phone and received a call from a corrupt official who committed suicide... Fire brigade, archaeological team, taxi driver—— The professions Li Feng has experienced have all become "high-risk positions" that tremble within the system. The whole network exploded: "Is this guy here to experience life or to work at the Commission for Discipline Inspection?" "I suggest you check Li Feng, it doesn't look like the one he acted!" "The director's killer is well-deserved!" The director collapsed: "I was filming a professional variety show, not "The Trailer of the Fallen Official"!" Li Feng held his head and wailed: "I just want to sign autographs for fans, why do I have to take notes at the police station every day?!" At this moment, the system prompt lights up again—— Next career: Zoo keeper. Li Feng: "... We can't find out the corruption case from the tiger's cave this time, right?" Tiger: "What do you think?"

Reader comments

It's good-looking, the story is novel and rich in content, worth watching. The male protagonist does things neatly and clearly, and the ending feels unfinished and unexpected, leaving people with endless reveries [Sending hearts] [Sending hearts] [Sending hearts] [Likes] [Likes] [Likes] [Love] [Love] [Love] [Blowing kisses] [Blowing kisses] [Blowing kisses]
5 likes5mo ago
The novel is interesting, I like it 😘
4 likes9mo ago
It's funny, but the live broadcast does not distinguish between time, and many police actions requiring the handover of communication tools are broadcast live. Is it because the criminals are very busy and have no time to watch the live broadcast, and there are many narrations. However, except for the female policewoman who fights with the protagonist at the beginning, the subsequent relationship progress is relatively normal, and the female characters who live together are also normal characters, without green tea and little white flowers.
3 likes4mo ago
It's so funny. Very nice. [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
2 likes9mo ago
Very nice! The author has a strong cultural background, especially the first description at the beginning, which is like recreating the scene [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]
2 likes9mo ago
It's really a funny article. It's adapted from real events and smoothed out. It's really funny.
1 like8mo ago
It's funny, a very interesting book, I like it very much.
1 like8mo ago
It's pretty good. It's funny and relaxing. It's not depressing when I read or listen to it. I feel relaxed and happy.
1 like7mo ago
Super perfect, just the right length
1 like5mo ago
Very good. Take a look below.
1mo ago
I don't know if there is a female protagonist
8mo ago
Very nice and interesting
7mo ago
I can't live anymore laughing [laughing and crying] [covering my face] [covering my face] [like] [like] The more I look at it, the better it looks
5mo ago
The plot is smooth and pretty good
4mo ago
It is expected that there will be a female protagonist, most likely Zhou Qing.
8mo ago
Good,
6mo ago
Hahaha, it's so fun! The author has a big brain and a big literary talent that is aloof! Like to see it very much!
6mo ago
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4mo ago
Not bad. The author's writing is good and the content is quite rich. I recommend it!
29d ago