Oh No! I Transmigrated into a Chicken and Possessed a Martial Saint’s Body

Lin Qi transmigrated because he laughed too loudly.

He landed in a high-martial world where spiritual qi was returning and danger lurked everywhere, but he wasn’t worried.

His golden finger was a dog: a spacetime agent who smoked, swore, and carried a BUG-ridden System wherever he went.

As a chicken seller raised his knife to strike, Lin Qi screamed inside:

“I really don’t want to waste time clucking around with you. How about you get on your knees and beg me, and we’ll call it even?”

Watching a powerful enemy outside the golden barrier, Lin Qi sighed.

“Do you know how many ancient talismans my dog-bro wasted just to hold you off? How many ancient talismans does a person get in a lifetime!?”

Years later.

Reporter: Mr. Lin, you went from being a chicken to a savior. Everyone wants to know what made you so successful.

Lin Qi: Treasure your life, and watch your mouth.

Reporter: You mean we shouldn’t waste time on meaningless things, and should choose our words carefully?

Lin Qi: No. I mean don’t laugh too loudly while watching those ridiculous KunKun videos.

Reporter: ...Then what do you think is humanity’s ultimate goal? What are we living for?

Lin Qi: So we don’t turn into chickens.