Other people run haunted houses with fake blood, props, and actors. I run mine on performance targets, KPIs, and cutthroat competition among the staff!
An S-rank red-clad vengeful spirit? Perfect, go learn a high-energy Disco routine to liven things up! The Lord of the Cemetery Domain, the Lantern Bearer? Stop guarding graves and come watch the entrance. It's time to enjoy the blessings of a 996 work schedule!
Customers from all walks of life come looking to tempt fate, and my haunted house gets rave reviews:
[Debunking Streamer] (scared out of his mind): “Bro, there really are ghosts in this world! My shadow... it betrayed me!” [Muscle-Bound Tough Guy] (taken to the hospital): “Help me, officer! My shadow knows martial arts, and it knocked me out!” [Official Investigator] (having his worldview rebuilt): “Report! The suspect... I mean, our partner's technology is enough to overturn everything we know about materialism!”
My name is Chen Mo, and I'm a haunted-house owner running it just for fun. My greatest joy is turning screams into art and building terror into my very own business empire!
