Others run haunted houses and rely on plasma, props and actors. When I open a haunted house, I rely on performance, KPIs and employee involution!
S-class red-clothed wraith? Just in time, go learn some exciting disco to liven up the atmosphere! The Lord of the Cemetery Domain, the "Lamp Holder"? Stop guarding the tomb, come and see the gate, and 996 blessings will begin!
Facing customers from all walks of life who come to "seeking death", my haunted house has received rave reviews:
[Anti-fake anchor] (scared crazy): "Brothers, there is a fucking ghost in this world! My shadow... It betrayed me!" [Muscular Man] (has been sent to the hospital): "Uncle policeman, help! My shadow can not only fight, but also KO me!" [Official Agent] (reshaping the world view): "Report! Suspect... Ah no, the partner's technology is enough to subvert our understanding of materialism!"
My name is Chen Mo, a haunted house owner driven by interest. My pleasure is to turn screaming into art and horror into my business empire!
