[Lighthearted and funny, thrilling and action-packed, a little brain-teasing, plot-driven, turning desperation into survival, occasionally absurd]
(This story has no connection to reality. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not read anything into it.)
“Fellow Daoist, what is the Heavenly Dao?”
“The Heavenly Dao is impartial, the laws governing all things.”
“What if the Heavenly Dao is unfair?”
“...Then sue the Heavenly Dao!”
My name is Lu Yan, the primordial world’s number one lawyer.
You can also call me the primordial world’s number one smooth-talker.
I transmigrated from the start, and was strolling around the South Heaven Gate when an old man in a mobility scooter framed me in a collision. Before I knew it, I’d been thrown into the Celestial Court’s death prison.
Fortunately, I awakened [The Ten Thousand Laws Heavenly Constitution] in my darkest hour.
From then on, a miserable law student set off on a one-way road to defend justice.
[Grow bigger and stronger, grow bigger and stronger, grow bigger and stronger!]
My law firm has some unusual clients: a minor god who hasn’t received his incense offerings for ten thousand years, a rogue cultivator whose ascension slot was stolen, and a Demon Venerable tricked into signing a contract of servitude...
Talking back to the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace is routine, and overturning the case against the Star of Literature is a piece of cake.
I thought things would just keep getting better.
But Heaven had other plans.
Today, I took on the toughest case in history.
My client is every living being in this world.
And on the defendant’s bench sits Dao Ancestor Hongjun.
Guys, I’m starting to feel a little weak in the knees... Is it too late for me to go back to Earth?
I want to give myself a five-star rating🥺🥺🥺