The Tyrant Eavesdropped on My Thoughts of Masturbating the Beast

The modern social animal veterinarian manages Wen Yuan, who is transformed into cannon fodder in a palace fight that is bound to die within three days. She decided to lie down - petting the royal cat, eating melon seeds, teaching the Queen Mother to play mahjong, and just ignoring the cruelly handsome "harem management master" emperor. Relying on her ability to understand animal language, she established the harem animal gossip intelligence bureau. Today the parrot will tell the truth, tomorrow the imperial dog will reveal the truth, and he will eat until he is full, perfectly avoiding all palace fight scenarios. But she didn't know—that emperor was a walking voice receiver! [Emperor: "Why is my beloved concubine hiding from me?"] [In her mind: "Your harem can even play in the Cuju League! Don't bother me!"] It was not until the celebration banquet that she drunkenly poked Long Yan and wanted to "support" the emperor, but the next day she calmly announced: "Last night was a 'close contact accident' and it will not affect our partnership." She thought the story was over, and she led the fleet to sea to make money with a secret. When she returned, she was loaded with treasures. At the same time, her ace golden eagle rushed straight to the Yangxin Palace and dropped an explosive message: "Four dragons and one phoenix". In the secret villa, she showed her cards calmly: "The quintuplets are at high risk. Either I can take the babies around the world, or let them recognize your brother as their father. It's your choice." The emperor was completely torn apart, put aside all pride, and came up with the ultimate plan: "Give me one year! I will eliminate all hidden dangers for you first!..." So, when the emperor finally cornered her, he whispered and chuckled: "My beloved, there are holes in my underwear, when will I change it?" Guan Wenyuan died on the spot: It's over! How come my animal information network failed to report the biggest father of Party A? ! ——Season 2 "My queen and cubs are untouchable" ————