“Heh heh, I’m going to tattoo you so you’ll never be able to pass the civil service exam!”
“Ah, no! Yamete!”
Chen Mo, a probationary civil servant, died suddenly after staying up all night drafting documents. He accidentally transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation, only to discover that one could ascend directly to the immortal realm by passing the Heavenly Court’s entry-level celestial official selection.
So Chen Mo decided to use his experience as a civil servant in his previous life to give this backward cultivation world a taste of administrative shock.
Problems like ascendants getting stranded, demonic cultivators running illegal fund-raising schemes, and spiritual ley lines running dry had left the various Immortal Venerables tearing their hair out for millennia. Chen Mo, meanwhile, quietly pulled out the “Measures for Local Registration of Ascendants,” the “Report on the Special Campaign to Crack Down on Organized Crime in the Immortal Realm,” and the “Report on Securitizing Spiritual Ley Lines and Establishing a Quota Market.”
When a demonic grandmaster came knocking, Chen Mo merely smiled. “Under Article 37 of the Southern Heavenly Gate Area Security Regulations, you are suspected of unlawful entry, causing a disturbance, and endangering public safety. You are hereby summoned in accordance with the law. Here are my credentials.”