The personal eunuch dressed as a crazy villain will be killed with a stick at the beginning.
Fortunately, the [Professional Dog Licking System] is online. As long as you lick the villain until it feels comfortable, you can survive!
I'm familiar with this! So...
The villain was framed, so I used the luminol reagent to find out the real culprit, and then said with a rainbow fart: "Your Highness, you have a brilliant plan!"
The villains were short of manpower, so I used KPIs and equity incentives to spread the pie, and then burst into tears: "His Royal Highness has such a domineering spirit, and all the talents are in his pocket!"
I thought this was a palace battle survival game, and I could pass the game by licking the villain onto the throne.
Until I used science to make dead trees bloom and was regarded as auspicious by the whole court, the system sent a cold message——
[Warning: "Candle Shadow" has been nourished, and the container screening ceremony has been accelerated.
I was horrified to realize that what I was licking was not a villain, but an indescribable evil god of destruction! Every step I take to support him in ascending the throne is accelerating the destruction of the world!
Help, is it too late to run now? !
