While others cultivate immortality, I slack off. While others get caught in the rat race, I take on gigs.
As a menial disciple, I used Excel to crush my fellow disciples. Once I made a name for myself, I used OKRs to reform the immortal realm.
A palace-fighting concubine became my HR director, and an interstellar emperor became my investor.
The Five Great Immortal Sects want to blacklist me? They'd better ask my team of critics from ten thousand realms first!
Then the Heavenly Dao Corporation sent an inspector to “format” me...
I laughed. “Did you know the bugs in your headquarters are backdoors I left there?”
Today, I'll show those bloodsuckers one thing:
Slacking off is the ultimate form of productivity!
