[Eastern Fantasy] [One Female Lead] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [The System Might as Well Not Exist]
Lin Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and wants nothing more than to quietly hole up in a corner of his sect until the end of time. Fortunately, he has a [Homebody Protection System], though all it ever gave him was an [Unlimited Snack Gift Pack] before disappearing completely.
He thinks life will be nothing but cola and potato chips, lounging around like an immortal. That is, until he casually hands his senior brother a few M&M's...
“This treasure contains a brilliant inner light, and its Daoist resonance is naturally formed. It must be a divine Foundation-Building Pill lost to antiquity!” His senior brother breaks through on the spot and announces this excitedly.
Lin Fan: “??? Those are really just chocolate beans!”
From then on, his peaceful life is gone for good.
Mint candies become “Iceheart Demon-Subduing Pills” that can suppress inner demons; spicy strips become “Crimson Flame Body-Tempering Tendons” that can unlock one's potential; even shaken-up cola becomes “Thunderclap Meridian-Tempering Elixir,” capable of blasting spells apart!
He is forced to become the sect's most mysterious “master of alchemy,” dealing every day with fellow disciples seeking his “pills.” All he wants is to coast through life, but now he has to “control his score” in the sect's tournaments, working hard to maintain his image as someone who “got lucky” or “narrowly lost.”
Yet trouble keeps coming: the Pill Hall elder's probing questions, the Sword Peak genius's jealousy, the curiosity of a renowned healer's successor... And his master, who looks like a young girl but is actually a glutton and a troublemaker, returns from her travels just then and sets her sights on his seemingly endless stash of snacks.
Lin Fan just wants to throw his head back and cry out, “I really only want to stay home! And Master! Stop stealing my last pack of spicy strips!”
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