My name is Wang Yuanbao, and I am working as a Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain. My main job is hunger, and my side job is drawing talismans - nine out of ten are effective, and the only one that is effective is the appetizer talisman.
After being "persuaded" by my master to go down the mountain, I originally wanted to earn a living by doing half-hearted craftsmanship, but I was coaxed and tricked by the evil spirit Huang Maolian into digging ancestral graves of Indians in the United States.
As a result, no gold was dug out of the grave, but a naturally stupid girl who had been sealed for three thousand years was dug up, and she had the power to kill a cow with one punch.
Now, Huang Mao, me, and the girl form the most unreliable "iron triangle" in the tomb robbing world.
I am responsible for playing tricks, Huang Mao is responsible for shooting and demolishing the house, and the girl is responsible for... Carrying up the tomb passage so that we can run faster.
We bravely visited the ancient Mayan city, kicked up the Egyptian pyramids, and had dinner at the vampire's castle.
But I want to say that, sir, at first we really just wanted to... Lift that damn curse and live on by the way!
