Chang'e sent me down to earth to be a disaster for Buddhist pilgrims, so I just lay down and died.
Unexpectedly, the monkey laughed when he saw me: "Little rabbit, when you blocked the Nezha Universe Circle for me, the three realms knew about it."
I almost hit my foot with the medicine pestle: "Who spread the rumors? My hands slipped accidentally!"
Tang Monk suddenly interrupted: "Wukong, is this the Jade Rabbit that you said has been secretly in love with you for five hundred years?"
Me: "..."
Is it too late to return to Guanghan Palace now?
