Naruto has one thing to say: “I can die, but I can’t be useless!”
Spar with Sasuke? Wait, let me transform into Itachi first, then I’ll fight him.
Kakashi is trying to take the bells? I’ll use genjutsu to show him the scene of Rin’s death.
Jiraiya is taking a hot spring bath? I’ll turn a clone into Tsunade, then bring it along to see him.
Combine the Flying Thunder God Technique with the Thousand Years of Death, and shinobi everywhere will suffer unbearable pain.
Create a Kekkei Genkai called Fart Release, and stink my way along, blasting everything in my path.
Obito’s got a low bar? I, Naruto, am an abyss a thousand fathoms deep!
Damn it, I like such crazy S novels