Xuan Xi, the Heavenly Dao of the Three Realms, was endangered due to overwork, so he decisively sealed his memory and retired to the earth.
In this life, she just wants to be a little loser with blocked spiritual veins, growing flowers and fish, eating and waiting to die.
But there are always some strange people around:
Master Qing Leng responded to her every request, Senior Brother Crazy Punished and gave her artifacts as toys, and the Arrogant Demon Emperor changed his ways to give her resources every day.
She also picked up Chonglan, a beautiful but frail scholar, as a personal pendant.
She thought her personality was invincible until bugs occurred frequently in the three realms and the end was approaching.
Her sickly husband slowly stood up straight in front of her, with the laws of heaven that she was familiar with flowing around him, and said with a wry smile:
"Madam, have you had enough fun? I... I really can't hold it anymore."
Xuan Xi:? ? ? So you have been acting with me for three hundred years?