Shehuolin Juanjuan's tips for saving lives in the workplace:
Five meters away from CEO Lu Jin's coffee
Reporting at the exit of the station's escape tunnel
Never breathe when he approves "redo"!
Until it is bound to the [Becoming Stronger by Surviving Death] system——
Plan rejected? She kicked the door: "Is Mr. Lu lame? I suggest you donate your corneas!"
*Protest overtime? She sent a group email: "A Guide to Fishing: Alt+F4 to Take a Permanent Vacation"*
The whole company bet that she would not live for three days, but Lu Jin withdrew his resignation letter: "Team leader Lin is very creative in scolding people. He will be transferred to the CEO's job to deal with anger."
Working overtime late at night, she danced in his minefield:
"Is your facial paralysis caused by too much Botox?"
"A haute couture suit looks like my dog's neuter suit…"
The man put out his cigar: "Are you done?"
The system roared: "MAX RAGE! Reward: Access to Lu Jin's childhood diary!"
She opened the homepage with a swipe of her hand: "I have been secretly in love with the fierce girl next door who grabbed my ears for ten years."
The accompanying picture is an ugly photo of her squirting his crotch with a water gun when she was six years old!
[System + Hilarious Counterattack, Beating Workers VS Sinister Ceiling]
