[Cultivation + spiritual qi revival + comedy + making money] Cultivate and earn money at the same time, and if I’m going to embarrass myself, I’m taking someone down with me!
The day Lin Mo’s own father sold her off for a 200,000-yuan bride price, she formed a contract with a sapling of the World Tree that loved to complain. From then on, her mortifying life took a spectacular turnaround:
While others cultivate through hardship and gloom, she runs online classes and sells Three Years of Cultivation, Five Years of Practice Exams. While others fly on swords to slay demons, she rides a delivery scooter and offers “Didi Ferry Across the River” rides. While others trigger celestial phenomena when breaking through, a barrage of emoji comments pops up above her head as the whole internet watches live.
The World Tree connects to countless planes? Perfect! She sells instant noodles to cultivation bigwigs, talismans to magic academies, and all kinds of exotic specialties from other worlds.
It’s just that the antique shop owner who always undercuts her is a bit of a handful. “Xuan Yuan Ce, call my pills Mai Li Su one more time, and see if I don’t make you experience the full package of public humiliation!”
As spiritual qi revives across the world and invasions from other planes follow one after another, Lin Mo raises the banner of Kunlun Ruins. Behind her stand a delivery-riding assassin, a mathematician formation master, an anatomy-obsessed doctor, and a gold-devouring rabbit that’s always stealing phones to snack on.
“Everyone, take this seriously! We’re proper cultivators... Never mind, let’s delete that humiliating footage first.”
[Modern cultivation + hilarious daily life + plane-hopping + scheming mutual pampering]
Reader advisory: Avoid reading while eating or drinking. We’re not responsible if you laugh your food out your nose.
The setting is quite novel. It may be a bit unfamiliar in the early stage, but it gets better and better later on, especially the shaping of the world view. The interaction between the characters is also quite interesting. Everyone in Kunlun Ruins trusts each other, the innocence of the children, Yaya's kindness but not the Virgin, and their reactions to crises are all interesting. Everyone here is very unique. But there are also some flaws, such as the lack of a level-related system.