My name is Shen Yan, the most Buddhist person in the world of immortality.
Ten thousand years ago, my wife and adulterer "teared out my heart and lungs", and my remaining soul floated to the Palace of Immortality. The old white-haired immortal was afraid that I would seek revenge, so he gave me an longevity plug-in with a chirping little sparrow, and also conveniently wrote the enemy in the Death Note.
From then on, I entered retirement mode: I flew kites when others built their foundations, and I fed sparrows when others ascended.
As a result, while feeding, the sparrow took its form, flicked its wings, and moved the Civil Affairs Bureau to my door - "Mr. Shen, have you brought your household registration book with you?"
Only then did I realize that the little follower back then was now two heads taller than me, with a face that could rival ten saints.
Okay, let's get the certificate first, and then take her to visit the six internet celebrity check-in spots.
It's a pity that Heaven won't let me lie down, the wreckage of the old era, the blackened Heaven, and the world-destroying keyboard warrior came to my door in turn.
I originally wanted to continue salting fish, but my wife pulled out the phoenix feathers and used them as rocket launchers:
"Husband, you are responsible for looking beautiful and beautiful, and I am responsible for fighting and killing!"
Therefore, in the last days when the immortals were forced to go to business and all souls were silent, we forced the live broadcast of all souls.
Dear readers, bring your melon seeds and watch how an old couple uses dog food and feathers to turn the world of immortality into a happy comedian!
Reader comments
The book is very interesting, good luck to the author!
The book is very interesting, good luck to the author!