[Quick transmigration + System + satisfying read + goofy comedy]
“What’s our slogan?”
“Down with those despicable male leads!”
“What’s our goal?”
“Save the adorable female leads who’ve been fooled! And bring a villain home while we’re at it!”
Jian Ling is a high-priority patient at a psychiatric hospital.
After ten years locked away, she returns looking as beautiful as ever at eighteen, with a mental state best described as “healthy, unhinged style.”
No one knows the secret of her true identity, and she can pull a forty-meter broadsword out of nowhere. When the System asks what she needs it for, she smiles sweetly. “To skewer scumbag male leads like grilled gluten~”
The System cries out in alarm: “Host, stop! We’re here to take the male lead’s place, not kill him!”
Jian Ling pouts in boredom, then pulls a grenade from her patient’s gown. “If I can’t kill the male lead, I’ll give any supporting characters in my way a one-way ticket~”
A standard villainous “Heh heh heh heh” rings out, and the System breaks down. “How much stuff can that ridiculous gown even hold?!”
A poor aristocratic student who’s sweet on the outside and dark within, a sinister and unhinged lotus in the cultivation world, an adopted younger brother with a possessive streak through the roof... Villains of every kind are lining up to unlock!
Jian Ling bows and runs, shouting as she goes: “Thanks for the love~ But I cultivate the Ruthless Dao, so don’t bother me!”
The men behind her exchange a knowing smile, their eyes full of certainty. “No one has ever graduated from the Ruthless Dao.”
Jian Ling: “...Oh no. I think that’s actually true?”
#WhatDoYouDoWhenYourHostIsTooPowerful #HostIsAMonsterSoTheSystemIsOutOfAJob #TheseDaysMaleLeadsHaveItHarderThanVillains! (Author’s note: I made the cover myself, so compliments only, please.)