The System Takes the Princess to Gossip, and the Court Trembles

(System + everyone can read minds + hilarious antics + doted on by all + alternate world + enriching the people and strengthening the nation)

Lin Yao dies in an accident, then opens her eyes to find she’s transmigrated as a little farm girl. Soon after, someone shows up to tell her that her father is the emperor!

In one leap, she becomes the first princess the royal family has had in a hundred years! She thought she’d coast through life, but the tyrannical Emperor Lin Wu gradually turns into a doting father.

Wherever he goes, he wants to carry her in his arms, and she can pick any treasures she likes from the imperial treasury! He even uses the Imperial Seal to crack walnuts!

If she tears off a roof tile, he hands her a crowbar!!!

Her essential transmigration System is ready, but it seems a little dim-witted. Is its only use to let her hear the latest gossip? Luckily, gossip randomly triggers rewards.

On her first day at court, she hears some explosive news!

“The eldest prince is betraying the country! In three years, he’ll steal the capital’s defense plans from Dad the Tyrant and hand the empire over to the enemy!”

That very day, word spreads that letters to the enemy kingdom have been found in the eldest prince’s residence.

The System dutifully delivers its reward: sweet potatoes that yield several thousand catties per mu! But is dropping them from the sky really the right way to deliver them?

Just as the assembled officials listen with rapt attention, a pile of clods of dirt falls from the sky and leaves them all seeing stars...

Consort Li engineers a chance encounter to seduce the emperor, throwing herself into his arms the moment they meet. Is she fighting for his favor? Actually, she just wants to find a father for the baby in her belly!

And she’s not the only one putting horns on him? The officials can’t help shouting that this is thrilling.

Emperor Lin Wu has to bring his daughter to court. With her there, where can the treacherous ministers hide?

Other kingdoms mock the people of Qingyue for going hungry? Take a look at crops that yield several thousand catties per mu!

Qingyue’s weapons are too backward? Take a look at black powder. One part sulfur, two parts saltpeter, three parts charcoal: the classic formula comes to her in a flash.

She’s just here to enjoy the gossip, so how did she become everyone’s precious treasure?