Unemployed young man Gu Che is at the end of his rope when he signs away his freedom in a contract with “Myriad Realms Express.” From then on, he's forced to deliver packages to all kinds of “customers” beyond his wildest understanding.
His first delivery fails, and the Jade Emperor flies into a rage. A [Wanted Notice for the Three Realms] offers a reward for fragments of the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, and the entire Heavenly Court and Underworld hunt him down!
Then the orders get more and more outrageous!
The second one is even more dangerous! He has to deliver an “anonymous package” to Chang'e. When she opens it, it's a gauzy robe, thin as a cicada's wing. “A Rainbow Feathered Robe? What's this thing even for? Does it boost attack speed and crit rate?!”
The Jade Hare from the Moon Palace chases him down and bites him. “Just you wait, you rabbit! I'm having spicy rabbit head tonight!”
To evade the wanted notice, he takes the advice of a mysterious woman, only to be knocked unconscious by a seven-hundred-year-old weirdo with a staff. “You Qingqiu lackey wants to save your hide? Then first, take a full course of beatings from me!”
Later, a troop of monkeys mistakes him for an intruder and beats him senseless with nets. “I told you, I'm delivering a package to your king! Are you idiots?!”
But once the System binds to him, he can't cancel the contract. If he tries to forcefully sever the bond, he'll die on the spot!
And it gets worse.
The blame for the chaos in the Heavenly Court lands on him, and deities from all sides hunt him down.
A mysterious organization in the mortal world sets its sights on him. “You can travel through space? Capture him for research!”
When the boxes stop containing ordinary packages and start holding the most terrifying “orders” in history...
Holding up his cracked secondhand phone, Gu Che roars, “Whoever wants this job can have it! I just want to stay alive!”
