I, a modern social animal, turned into a stone monkey that had just collapsed from Huaguo Mountain after working overtime for the seventh day in a row.
Looking at the squeaking monkeys all over the mountains and plains, and the real estate advertisement that says "Blessed Land in Huaguo Mountain, Water Curtain Cave in the Sky".
My heart was shattered - other people who traveled through time were all princes and generals, how could I become a monkey?
What's even more frightening is that I know that next I will be pressed against the Five Elements Mountain, chanted by Tang Monk, and chased and beaten by various monsters!
No, I won't accept this script!
While the monkeys cheered and elected me king, I cleared my throat:
"I have decided... To go to sea to become my disciple now and run away overnight!"
The traditional Journey to the West is too serious. Although it is a classic, I want to see a different Sun Wukong, one who is righteous, responsible, understanding of human nature, and emotional entanglements.
In troubled times, Taoism goes down the mountain to save the world, while Buddhism closes the mountain to escape the world. In the prosperous age, Taoism practiced retreat, and Buddhism welcomed the incense at the gate of heaven.
They are also vegetarians, and the Taoist priests are usually immortal and skinny.
And Buddhas all have plump bodies and fat heads and big ears?
Also a butcher,
The butcher killed countless people, and the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty sent him to hell and suffered endless punishment.
The butcher killed countless people, and the Buddha said that he would immediately become a Buddha after laying down his butcher knife.
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