The Traveler draws the Dull Blade. “The Drifter’s end has come!”
Paimon, now the most muscular Paimon in history, slaps the butt in front of him. “Nandayo!”
Tartaglia wakes with a start and can’t help asking, “What is he even pretending to be?”
The people of Liyue: “Are these stinking outsiders coming to Liyue to beg? You don’t even have Liyue residency, and you dare act up on Morax Reef? I’ll give you a shield with enough Geo reactions to last you!”
Cyno: “Hehehehehehehehehehahahaha, minna-san, konnichiwa.”
Eula: “The time for revenge has come!”
Hu Ying sighs. “Rex Lapis died in a fight with Zhongli…”
Zhongli: “…Put the future bills on Hu Ying’s tab.”
Venti suddenly flops onto the ground and says to the fallen Kazuha, “That’s the look! The look I wanted to see: jealous, but unable to do anything about it!”
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In a Snezhnaya courtroom, the sinner gives a speech: “Do you know how many Mora a bottle of firewater costs these days?” He holds up a hand and denounces, “Five million. That’s so much Mora you couldn’t even fit it all in a handcart…”
In the basement of a bankrupt bank, Pantalone’s hair is nearly gone. Hearing that the Northland Bank has been robbed, he is overcome with grief and fury. “I’m so mad I could die!”
It's a bit awkward,
Why doesn't anyone comment? The pictures are all found online.
General (make up the number of words)
... That's it? Same as water