A Madman With Mental Illness Transmigrates to the Cultivation World

Name: A Madman With Mental Illness Transmigrates to the Cultivation World
Author: Daoist Master,

精神病疯子穿越到修仙界

by Daoist Master, (道爷，)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 153k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 24d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

When others cultivated immortality, they were either good-for-nothings making a comeback, chosen by fate, or getting a boost from their System.

Chen Ming was different.

He came out of Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. He was seriously ill, with a medical file two meters thick. His attending physician's entire assessment consisted of one sentence: "Recommend transfer to another hospital."

Three crows were pecking at a dead man's eyeballs. Thinking they had terrible table manners, he walked over to the corpse and said, "Buddy, got a light?"

And that's how he learned demonic cultivation.

Others needed to comprehend the Dao to cultivate. He just had to have an episode.

Others needed to build up power to fight. He fought with his mouth.

Others struggled through tribulations, but he treated the lightning tribulation like a scrub-down: "Master, get my left side a little harder."

The head of the Qingyang Sect tried to kill him, so Chen Ming slapped him dead. His reason? "Your brain is full of crap. I'm going to clean it out for you."

The Righteous Alliance surrounded him, so he held a "group therapy session," diagnosing seven elders with shattered Dao hearts. Three of them became his disciples on the spot.

The heavenly tribulation struck him. He found it annoying. "Quit it. Let me sleep for five more minutes."

Before long, everyone in the cultivation world knew that he wasn't just a lunatic, but an invincible one. The crazier he got, the stronger he became, and the stronger he became, the crazier he got. The logic formed a closed loop, and his twisted reasoning made him invincible.

The Upper Realm issued a divine decree, declaring him a "loophole in the laws of Heaven" that had to be eliminated.

After hearing this, Chen Ming tilted his head and said:

A loophole? Then let Heaven come. I'll install a few new patches for it.

You're alive because I haven't had an episode yet.

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