I transmigrated into Water Margin, and from the start I was being forced to eat human feces?
In the Jiangzhou prison, Prefect Cai Jiu had the guards bring in a "Fortune Banquet": a whole bucket of actual human feces!!!
In the original story, Song Jiang chose to endure the humiliation? Sorry, I spent my past life as a 996 wage slave putting up with everything. I'm done enduring it in this life!
[Ding! The Heavenly Mandate Plundering System is activated!] Heh heh, I'll show you!
I dumped the filth over the prefect's head, killed more than a dozen guards in front of everyone, then broke out of the execution grounds and escaped Jiangzhou!
I will recruit the 108 heroes and seize their heavenly fate, rising from a Liangshan bandit to change the world!
Wu Song: "Song Jiang, how are you any different from those officials?"
Me: "I won't let you risk your lives for people who don't deserve it."
Lin Chong killed Gao Qiu with a single thrust of his spear and fulfilled his wish: "I'll follow you for the rest of my life, Big Brother!"
Li Kui: "If Brother Song says we won't accept amnesty, then we won't! Anyone who dares to surrender, I'll chop them down first!"
The imperial envoy: "His Majesty sincerely offers you amnesty and will make you a king!"
Me: "Get lost! I'll conquer this land myself!"
In this life, I won't accept amnesty, blindly serve a tyrant, or be anyone's dog!
All 108 heroes, heed my command: follow me as we change the world and establish a new dynasty!
