You Were Supposed to Stream a Dating Show, but You Got Someone Arrested Live

Reborn as the notoriously hated, over-the-top female star, Jiang Yuechu gets caught on a variety show livestream from the start, sticking pins into a voodoo doll to curse the Queen of Song.

Facing the cameras, the entire internet rages at her to get out of showbiz.

A moment ago, she was an ancient sect grandmaster undergoing tribulation to ascend. Jiang Yuechu says, “...That’s it?”

She gives a cold laugh and counts on her fingers. “Don’t rush. Your good fortune is still on its way.”

Haters: Look, she’s freaking out and putting on a show with all that spooky nonsense!

The next second, the scheming green tea who framed her trips and falls into a barrel of cow dung, while the sanctimonious King of Song is chased around by the village chickens, who all sing along.

Jiang Yuechu calmly sips her tea. “I told you, your good fortune is right behind you, chasing after you.”

Haters: ???!!! That good fortune hits hard!

Later, the obscure variety show becomes the year’s breakout hit. Celebrities and investors alike treat her like a living lucky charm, while her online haters beg her to tell their fortunes.

The only surprise is the big-shot investor who suddenly joins the show, a man rumored to be pure and desireless.

He corners her against the wall, his gaze deep. “Master Jiang, tell me about our fate as a couple. When will it arrive?”