He delivers medicine to his girlfriend's hotel room and stumbles upon the shocking secret behind his seemingly pure girlfriend of five years.
With his heart turned to ash, he jumps into the river to end his life, but unexpectedly activates a divine buy-one-get-one-free System.
Buy a bottle of water, get a whole case. Buy a boxed meal, get twice as much. Even renting a shabby little place gets him a whole apartment for free.
His ex begs to get back together? Sorry, the socialites lining up to pursue me now stretch all the way to France.
Then the System suddenly displays a notification: "Host has achieved the 'Hidden Tycoon' accomplishment. System upgrading soon: buy one, get a hundred..."
