Naruto: I Kissed Tsunade from the Start

Lin Xuan transmigrates into the Naruto world and binds himself to a cultivation System, only to be told that the world's laws reject him. He has just three days to live from the start!

[Beginner's mission: Steal a kiss. Target: Force a kiss on Tsunade.]

[Failure penalty: Soul shattered, instant death!]

[Success reward: One more year to live and a beginner's gift pack!]

Take a gamble, and your bicycle could become a motorcycle! Facing the deadly fists of one of the Legendary Sannin, Lin Xuan puts on an Oscar-worthy performance and turns the tables by winning Tsunade over!

Tsunade loses every bet she makes? Lin Xuan pulls out a [Lucky Charm] and lets the “Legendary Big Sheep” experience the thrill of being the butcher, winning so much that the casino owner nearly wets himself!

Jiraiya: “What? Little Tsunade's taken? And her guy is that kid who can make her win every bet?”

Orochimaru: “A fascinating soul capable of synchronizing with the laws of the world... I'm very interested in his body!”

Tsunade: “You idiot! Easy, I'm going to suffocate... I mean, there's almost no room left for the money!”

Pain invades Konoha? Lin Xuan stands atop Susanoo and wields sage arts: “You know nothing about the power of a cultivator!”

The Otsutsuki descend? “Don't panic.” Lin Xuan puts an arm around Tsunade and gazes at the moon. “The moonlight is beautiful tonight. It's the perfect time to bring Kaguya home to warm my bed.”