The Villainess Transmigrates into a Book: Once the BGM Starts, Everyone Turns into a Delusional Storyteller

Reborn as the villainess, all I want is to stay far away from that bunch of overpowered chosen ones.

But they just keep throwing themselves at me!

[Ding! Detected murderous intent from the original novel's male lead, Xie Changyuan!]

I had no choice but to play "The Lonely Brave" to save my life.

After listening, he immediately lost himself in thought. "So everything she did was to hone me and warn me! She loves me so deeply!"

No, I don't! I didn't!

[Ding! Detected hostility from Mo Yuan, young lord of the demonic path!]

Terrified, I quickly played "Love for Sale," hoping to buy my life.

Instead, he tossed me a jade pendant and smiled wickedly. "Woman, you want to pledge your love with a token? I accept!"

Bro, this is a forced transaction, not a blood oath of eternal love!

From then on, the venerable sword master of the righteous path waited on me hand and foot, convinced I was the destined calamity of his life.

The young lord of the demonic path waged war for me, insisting he would "bring his wife home."

Xie Changyuan (drawing his sword): "Let her go! She's the hope of the righteous path!"

Mo Yuan (laughing wildly): "What a joke! She's been mine for ages!"

Me, caught between them: "Um... why don't you two get together instead?"

Help! I really just want to be a quiet cannon-fodder character, not the girl everyone falls for!