After transmigrating as an empress discarded in the Cold Palace, I was bound to the [Merit Offsetting Suicide System].
If I can successfully get myself killed, the death progress bar will reach 100%, and I’ll be able to go home!
Mission from the start: [Provoke the Tyrant]. Progress: 10%! I cursed him in court and begged him to execute me!
[Ding! Host, you have won the people’s hearts and earned immeasurable merit. Death progress reset to zero!]
[Punitive reward: Immunity to all poisons!]
I refused to believe it. I snatched the tyrant’s “poisoned wine” and downed it!
[Ding! Host, you tested the poison with your own body and protected His Majesty. Your merit is unmatched, and your death progress has reset to zero again!]
[Punitive reward: An invulnerable body!]
I tried to hang myself, but the beam broke, revealing a corrupt official’s account book...
[Ding! Host, you exposed a traitor to the nation and served the people... Reward: Divine-level medical skills!]
[Ding! ... Reward: A body blessed with auspicious signs!]
[Ding! ... Reward: Your words become reality!]
Enough! I looked at all my divine gear, then at the progress bar that had been reset to zero eight hundred times, and cried out in despair, “Neither this System nor the tyrant can help a person who just wants to die!”
