Naruto: From the Start, I Pluck the Nine-Tails Bald

[Naruto fan fiction] [System] [Joker] [Overpowered wish fulfillment] [An absolute menace] I transmigrate as Naruto Uzumaki, only to get mobbed by villagers from the start? I beat them half to death! The Nine-Tails roars at me? I pluck it bald! [Ding! Shinobi World Emotion Collection System activated!] From that day on, the ultimate prankster was born in Konoha. Sasuke’s pride? Shattered! Kakashi’s cool factor? Knocked out with a brick! The Third Hokage’s Will of Fire? I’ll give him a heart attack! My goal is to turn every powerful person into a battery for my emotion points and turn this tragic world into a comedy!