Win with high stats, and I’ll say, “NIKO is the greatest rifler of all time,” and worship him!
Win with low stats, and I’ll say, “Rating doesn’t show NIKO’s contribution,” and worship him!
Lose with high stats, and I’ll call him a “tragic hero,” and worship him!
Lose with low stats, and I’ll say, “He’s getting older, some inconsistency is normal,” and worship him!
No matter what, I’m going to worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him, worship him!
