[Journey to the West, slaying gods; earning merit and becoming a sage. If he doesn’t die, does that mean I have to? Gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters all feel no pain!]
Erlang Shen Yang Jian is my master, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong is my martial uncle, the Third Prince Nezha is my confidant, and Subhuti is my grandmaster.
You ask who I am?
I handle what the Celestial Court dares not touch, and I kill the monsters it dares not kill!
I strike first and report later. I slaughter gods and destroy Buddhas!
That’s me, Gu Wang, the new Junior Secretary of the Judicial God’s Residence!
Since childhood, Gu Wang has had a Merit Wheel. The more brutally he kills, the greater his merit.
[You have physically delivered a negligent celestial general from his misery, sparing him the suffering of prison. Well done, well done!]
[You have slain the Black Wind Monster, sparing him the beatings he would have suffered on the journey west and freeing him from being forcibly recruited by the Buddhist sect. Such great compassion!]
[You knocked a Buddha from his lotus throne and helped him “let go.” Boundless merit!]
[You reduced the Buddha’s uncle, the Roc, to dust, so he’ll be more careful about flying around in his next life. Boundless merit!]
Sun Wukong: “I’d just beaten the monster, then he swooped down from the sky and killed it in an instant. That brat stole my credit!”
Li Jing: “My men were just putting on a show with the monsters, and he killed every last one of them! I asked for evidence, and he said, ‘The Judicial God is handling the case. I’m the evidence!’”
The Old Lord: “Those who descend to the mortal world and become monsters are just making contributions, so we can all turn a blind eye. But what do you mean Gu Wang slaughtered all my oxen and attendants?”
The Tathagata: “Guanyin, didn’t you say he had an affinity with Buddhism? He’s standing at the gates of Spirit Mountain with a spear right now. Isn’t that a little too much affinity?”
Years later, when the gods and Buddhas across the heavens saw Gu Wang’s merit wheel stretching for millions of feet, they cried in terror:
“He’s clearly slaughtering gods and destroying Buddhas, so why is his merit wheel shining brighter than the Buddha’s?!”
Gu Wang looked completely innocent. “I’m only enforcing the law impartially.”
Just so-so
Just like a primary school student writing a Chinese composition
,,,, Caicai,
Another agarwood, but this agarwood can kill
Hehehehe
It's quite interesting