The Mischievous Daughter and Her Hapless Parents

My three-year-old daughter pointed at the movie star on TV and said, “He was my boyfriend in my past life.”

My wife and I laughed until we were wheezing, until the movie star responded teary-eyed during a livestream:

“Baby, so this is where you were reborn.”

Even more terrifying, he moved into the house next door that very night.

My wife grabbed my ear and roared, “Tell me! Were you the Queen Mother who broke up the Seven Fairies in your past life?”