I Promised to Lie Flat and Slack Off, but I Became Empress

[Transmigration + Sweet Romance + Comedy + Bickering Couple + Country Girl x Tsundere Emperor] Su Tao transmigrates into a war-torn novel as a doomed concubine destined to be buried with the dead. And the tyrant who dies young turns out to be a walking source of deadly poison! To stay alive, she goes all in on slacking off: The tyrant wants to stay the night? Time to break out the family pig-tying technique! The tyrant gets close? Achoo! A perfectly aimed sneeze! At first, Emperor Chengming can’t stand this country girl: uncouth and lazy! But on the night of the palace coup, with rebel blades closing in, the little concubine who usually spent her days slacking swings a butcher’s knife and splatters blood across the palace walls, muttering as she hacks away, “You think you can touch my meal ticket? Have you asked my knife?” After the fighting, she even complains, “Your Majesty, you attract poison way too easily...” The emperor wipes the blood from her face and asks hoarsely, “My beloved, can I afford to keep you with my empire from now on?” With her beloved pet tucked under one arm and a chicken leg in the other, she munches away and mutters, “It’s fine, but you didn’t use enough Sichuan pepper.”