[Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Hilarious] [No Saintly Heroics]
Li Jinshui transmigrated to a post-apocalyptic world a hundred years in the future.
Fortunately, Li Jinshui awakened a System and obtained three jade dice. Every day, he could use divination to learn whether fortune or disaster lay ahead.
And so Li Jinshui began his years of “scraping by.”
“Scraping by? If I beat you until you’re living like a dog, that’s what I call scraping by.” Li Jinshui said calmly, standing on a corpse.
“Did you know there’s a saying back home: ‘When a friend comes from afar, I must kill him.’”
With the System on his side, Li Jinshui launched into a routine of ambushes, scraping by, pretending to surrender, ambushing again, forgetting his roots, and acting arrogant.
Many years later, a set of “rules of the strange” emerged across this wasteland.
1. If you encounter a half-immortal who mutters to himself, run immediately.
2. Don’t say a single word to him.
3. When you see him grinning smugly, offer up all your possessions and beg for mercy.
The bitter winter raged, plunging the world’s temperature to minus fifty degrees, only for it to soar to fifty degrees once spring arrived.
All civilization was destroyed, and humanity returned to primitive times.
Corpses littered the land, and everyone frantically gave free rein to their greed and desires!
