I, the most successful person in history, transformed into a common man from a poor family in ancient times as soon as I landed on the beach.
A woman disguises herself as a man and pretends to be someone else. All I want is to get a job and live in peace.
Unexpectedly, the officialdom here was inefficient and overstaffed. I suffered from an occupational disease and couldn't help but make a "County Government Performance Reform Plan."
As soon as the plan came out, the whole county government went crazy, and I also became angry - I was appointed by the emperor to come to Beijing to gnaw on the hardest bones in the court.
My political enemies impeached me as a "female chicken Si Chen", and the prince wanted to marry me to "change my evil ways and return to righteousness".
In the Jinluan Palace, I tore up my official robe in front of everyone and scattered my black hair: "How about women? I can still rule this world!"
