The Day My Girlfriend Cheated, I Awakened the Pure Yang Physique

My name is Lu Feng. On the surface, I’m a food delivery guy.

The truth is, I’m a martial arts powerhouse who was sealed away for twenty-three years.

I do my best to play the part of an ordinary person.

I tried dating like an ordinary person, but my girlfriend thought I was poor and ran off with an old man.

So I stopped pretending to be ordinary and twisted a silver ring into a pretzel right in front of her.

Ex-girlfriend: “Lu Feng, are you crazy?!”

I tried playing the hero and saving a beautiful woman like an ordinary person, but the beautiful boss I rescued was so enthusiastic that she insisted on giving herself to me.

So I stopped pretending to be ordinary and spent the whole night discussing the philosophy of life with her.

Beautiful boss: “You’re incredible, little brother. I’m crazy about you!”

I tried working for a living like an ordinary person, but my boss was being bullied by thugs.

So I stopped pretending to be ordinary and twisted the ringleader’s wrist a full 360 degrees.

Ringleader: “I’m sorry, boss! Please stop twisting it! You’ll turn it into a pretzel!”

Everyone: “...”

Seriously, what’s wrong with this world? Why does it keep forcing an honest man like me to throw hands?

Now the ringleader’s own boss is calling. How do I get him to willingly call me boss, using an “ordinary person’s” methods? Answers needed ASAP.