I, Ma Xiaojun, have a lifelong dream not to go to work.
As a result, he died suddenly and transformed into an emperor. He was bound to the worst KPI system in history. If he didn't die, he would die as 007.
Just when I was so focused on "company performance" (national fortune) that I was about to turn myself into a data machine...
[Ding! It is detected that the host's "humanity" is about to be wiped out, and the "Human Fireworks" module is forcibly turned on!
[Mission 1: Rescue Su Fengwu, the maid of the Huanyi Bureau. Failure penalty: Deduction of 3650 points of national luck (one year of life)]
I was going crazy in my heart: "I am busy saving the country and saving my life, who has time to care about the life and death of a background NPC!"
But looking at the horrific punishment, I could only hold my nose and go to the hospital.
[Task 2: Get her to open up to you. Penalty for failure: Random deprivation of one sense (taste)!
Me (after failing to give gifts with the straight-male programmer mentality): "... Fuck! This stupid task is more difficult than fixing a bug!"
[Task 3: Make her willing to be your queen. Failure penalty: Permanent loss of the emotion of "love", reduced to an absolutely rational machine.
I originally wanted to treat her as an S-level project that must be completed, a module that cannot cause bugs.
But when she shielded me from the assassin's cold arrow, when she silently handed me a cup of hot tea while I was reviewing memorials all night long, when she saw through the fatigue behind my majestic mask.
I found that this "mission" became the only warmth in my cold palace.
Finally, when the cosmic-level "Reaper" arrived, the system prompted me [Sacrifice the Queen to exchange for a glimmer of life for civilization].
I laughed (tearing off the system panel: "Fuck you! She is my only destination!"
