[Journey to the West] [Scheming Shenanigans] [Object Couple] [Invincible]
Lei Ming, the office scapegoat, was screwed over by his boss and killed. To his surprise, he transmigrated into the Journey to the West world as… the Thunder Lord’s thunder chisel!
From the start, it was Havoc in Heaven, and the Thunder Lord was pounding away at him, aiming for the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong!
In the midst of the agony, the [Divine Punishment Merit System] awakened!
[Struck by the Thunder Lord’s hammer: constitution tempered, lightning essence +1!]
[Assisted Sun Wukong: merit +5,000!]
[In my past life, everyone pushed me around. In this life, I’ll never be a slave!]
“Xin Huan, stop tickling him! Aim for that demon king’s crown and give him everything you’ve got!”
“This is a heaven-sent opportunity! We have to claim the Jing River Dragon King’s massive merit reward!”
“The pilgrimage has begun? No, it’s a merit-farming opportunity for the two of us!”
Thunder Lord Xin Huan: “My chisel’s developed a mind of its own lately. It strikes wherever I point!”
Sun Wukong: “Strange. Whenever it thunders, I feel like a pair of eyes is watching Old Sun from behind.”
At last, Lei Ming took human form, but he never expected his greatest “partner,” the Thunder Lord’s hammer, to transform into a violent young woman too!
“Why scheme so much? Just smash them flat with one blow!”
Looking at this “hammer spirit,” who was always ready to start a fight at the slightest provocation, Lei Ming felt his head hurt worse than his backside.
As the Three Realms toppled and the apocalyptic tribulation descended,
he raised the thirty-third level of the Thunder Prison and looked down at the Buddhas of Spirit Mountain, saying calmly:
“Tathagata, have you ever heard my butt scream in agony? Now it’s your turn to hear my hammer roar.”
