In order to make my brother famous, I suggested that he play the recorder with nostrils on a variety show. As a result, I became the person who became popular on the Internet.
My seemingly retarded brother was going to audition for the affectionate second male role. My mother held my hand with tears in her eyes: "Yueyue, your brother is our dragon. It's up to you whether he can soar into the sky!" I nodded heavily and ordered him a hot pot with a backhand.
The next day, my brother was swollen to the size of a pig's head and said "I love you" instead of "Ani" in front of the camera. It was a hot search topic #the number one sausage mouth in the entertainment industry.
When the whole family scolded me for not taking good care of him, only the actor Gu Huaizhi in the corner looked at me and gave me a meaningful smile.
Later, in order to regain his respect, the company asked him to perform in a variety show to showcase his talents. I once again "intimately" suggested: "Brother, singing and dancing are too vulgar, you have to find another way! Believe me, sister, playing the recorder with your nostrils is definitely a unique skill that will amaze everyone!" He believed it.
That night, my brother once again hit the hot searches with his magical twang of the song "Two Tigers".
As for me, because I was always around him with a "sincerely encouraging and distressed" expression on my face, I was dubbed by netizens as the # Unlucky Sister with the Strongest Contrast in History. Overnight, I had more fans than my brother who died after playing the flute. My brother was furious and my parents were dumbfounded.
The movie king, Gu Huaizhi, directly handed me a contract for an S+ heroine, with a smile on his face: "Miss Su, I think you were born to eat this kind of rice, especially when it comes to cheating people."
