Hilarious Gaowu Cao Thief: Join 749 as an Internship?

In 2025, Blue Star's spiritual energy has been revived for a hundred years. "Abnormal events" occur frequently, ranging from a wardrobe spirit that swallows express delivery to a sea monster that disrupts ocean currents. They are all classified as "contained objects." On the surface, it is Bureau 749 of the State Administration of Geological Survey, but in fact it is the core organization that protects the balance between mortals and the anomalous world. The field uses talismans and tactical rifles, the laboratory relies on alchemy furnaces and quantum computers, and the "geological sample transportation fee" must be written on the account (actually the purchase of demon rope). The male protagonist Ye Fan is a freshman at Jiangcheng Martial Arts University. On the surface, he is a loser with "aura affinity 0.5", But in fact he has awakened the system. He complains about the ceiling and has a "shameful netizen" mentality. He shoots videos and posts them to Moments (blocking counselors) in advance. He may seem cowardly, but he has a bottom line, and he is full of short-term protection attributes. Female 1 Su Qingyao: Head teacher of Jiangcheng Martial Arts University, former field elite of Bureau 749 (demoted for "accidentally breaking cultural relics") 28 years old, road crazy, uses "martial arts terminology" to curse people ("Your combat power is the same as that of a slime without tempering") Mistaken Ye Fan as a relative and was forced to take him as an intern. After discovering his talent, he secretly protected him. There are many heroines, so I won't list the other heroines one by one. Please read the text, thank you!