Interstellar: Don't Heal, My Teammates Are All Crazy

[Don't mess with the healer. She heals with a hammer, and uses that same hammer to lay spirits to rest] [#ReverseHealing #EveryoneIsUnhinged #HealerSmashesEverything #AndSomehowHealsAnEntireTeamOfUnhingedWarGods]

Tu Nan had planned to become a mecha pilot, but her parents sent her to a blacksmith instead. Her assigned class: Sacred Forge Priest. Great. Other people swing swords, while she swings a smithing hammer; their healing grants buffs, while hers adds critical hits.

And every member of her team is a hidden “genius” of the interstellar world:

The shield guard is absurdly tough, using a shield like an axe or sword as he charges headlong into countless enemies;

The controller smiles gently, but has a psychological evaluation thicker than the battle plans;

The strongest warrior and summoner has a Star Soul tied to the Twelve Zodiac Palaces, and spends every day choosing between “keeping it together” and “going crazy” while doing sit-ups;

And Tu Nan herself? A Sacred Forge Priest. I heal you. You sure you want that? With a snap of her fingers, the healing energy inside her target explodes.

Star Beasts and demons close in from every direction, and the starry sky trembles.

Her teammates glance at the smithing hammer Tu Nan raises and instantly understand: “She’s healing us… This time, we have to fight for our lives!”