Accidentally Entering a Matchmaking Mixer for Talented Women

I transmigrated to the Northern Song, and the System has me completely bewildered. Wasn’t I supposed to go on a blind date? How did I end up playing matchmaker? Being hunted is bad enough, but people keep scheming against me, too. A talented beauty wants to marry me. How am I supposed to explain that to the wife waiting for me back home? One of my colleagues wanted to kill me, but later practically forced several beautiful women on me. A prince plotting rebellion sent his daughter to win me over. What secret is Western Xia hiding? Why is even a fairy getting involved, killing me a thousand times just to catch a glimpse of her? Who am I, really? Why did I come to this world? The literary style of Dream of the Red Chamber, the political intrigue of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the outlaws of Water Margin, the gods and demons of Journey to the West, the ghost stories of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, science fiction in the metaverse, and the ultimate exploration of the universe. This is an experimental work: an intertextual synthesis, rated six S-pluses.