I Am His Majesty's Bai Yueguang, and I Like to Commit Suicide

Shen Qingxian transformed into Bai Yueguang's substitute for the tyrant Xiao Che who died young. Before he could figure out the situation, he was bound by the "Death Survival System" - if you don't seek death, you will die! As a result, the style of harem painting suddenly became strange: Slap your beloved concubine in public? That's a newbie mission! A memorial in front of the emperor? Basic operation! Calling Bai Yueguang's tombstone sister or sister? Regular play! Square dancing at the Queen Mother Palace banquet? Want to know about the talent show? All the concubines waited to see her cut into pieces with a thousand knives, and the courtiers helped her bring disaster to the country and the people. But when I waited and waited, I found—— That sinister and violent Majesty, the look in his eyes as he looked at her changed from murderous intent to probing and playful, and in the end, he was hiding connivance? Xiao Che initially kept her because of her face that resembled that of an old friend. Later, he held the memorial that she had "annotated" and looked at the moth she had uncovered by accident. He held her in his arms and said in a dangerous and charming voice: "My dear concubine, what kind of death do you want to do next time? I will set up a stage for you." Shen Qingxian: "..." I just want to earn points and go home! Highlights of this book: · The cowardly yet courageous heroine × the sinister and vicious tyrant · Reverse strategy: Make fun of the tyrant by seeking death · The ultimate comfort: Doing everything in heaven and earth but being favored by heaven · Large-scale true fragrance scene: from "Kill without mercy" to "I will accompany you to make it" · The integration of system + palace fighting + sweet pets brings together laughter and excitement Let's take a look at how modern online writers commit suicide online, abruptly changing the stand-in script into a legend of a single favorite, and by the way, stirring up a pool of muddy water in the harem of the former dynasty!